If those women can do it why can't you? (Ryan's comment to me while I was trying to do an exercise video with a resistance band. I bought the intermediate band. I'm no intermediate.)
"You milk cows by pulling on their penises" (Ryan)
"Look Mom, it's two of the same persons!" (Ryan pointing out identical twin boys who were walking in front of us at school)
"Maggie is my favorite friend at school because her name sounds like Maddie" (Maddie)
"I wanted Barack Obama to win because his name sounds like my friend Brock" (Maddie)
"It's not working!" (Tori, while sitting on the potty trying to go)
"I said hi to God at every bench." (Maddie, in the prayer garden at church.)
"Burgers are in your nose too." (Ryan, while eating a burger at dinner)
"My pink eye, my pink eye!" (Tori)
When leaving an office building downtown, "But I really want to spend some more time here!" (Ryan)
Can Tuesday be playground day? (Ryan)
We can always trade in our potatoes (Maddie) (This is in reference to Mike having a fit about small potatoes. We get our produce from a co-op so he said to trade them for something else.)
I am a stay at home mom to 3 "little blessings." I NEVER thought I would be a stay home mom, especially after everything I put into my career but here I am. In my former life I was a probation officer, social worker in a prison, investigator for CPS and CPS supervisor. I traded it all in for sleepless nights, changing diapers, potty training, nose wiping, baby kisses, baby smiles, hugs, smiles, hand holding and the joy of watching my children grow up. I wouldn't trade it for anything.
Tori and her best friend Max went to a Pumpkin Patch for a school field trip. They rode a train, went on a hay ride, petted farm animals, bounced in bounce houses and held a baby chick.
We celebrated Maddie and Ryan's 8th birthday last weekend. They both opted to have at home parties this year. Ryan's was first, on a Friday night. He had 13 friends plus Maddie and Tori come to a "Halloween Party." Everyone wore a costume. Ryan was Darth Vader, Maddie was a black cat and Tori was a witch. The kids went to the basement first and painted mini pumpkins black which we made into bats at the end of the party after the paint dried. Then we had a treasure hunt outside. The kids worked as a team and followed clues to the "treasure chest" where they got to pick out a prized. Next they ate pizza and a cookie cake. There was a costume contest and then they played 4 corners. Once Ryan opened his presents he decided he was done with the party and sat in the living room with several friends building legos. We had 30 minutes left in the party during which the kids basically ran wild through our house.
Maddie had a "Tea Party" the following morning. We set up tables on the back deck with my Great Grandmother Bess's and my grandmother Curtis's china. The girls decorated goody bags and made dainty paper fans. They broke a pinata and then we served them "tea." They had hot tea or lemonade, finger sandwiches, mixed fruit and mini muffins. Dessert was a chocolate cake with vanilla frosting. Maddie opened her presents and then it was over.